Meet the AI Staff
We didn't build these as marketing demos. We built them because we needed them to run our own business. Every agent below is in production right now.
About the names: our codenames come from the Transformers — a generational reference, picked for fun by the team. The names are flavor; the work is real. Hover any agent to see what they actually do.
Nine agents, four functional clusters, no redundancy. Each agent has a distinct role, system prompt, tools, permissions, and cadence — model selection is internal, not a reason to spawn another agent. The Wreckers are the four-agent PR review gate (plus Wheeljack as cross-model reviewer from Engineering Core). Engineering covers full-stack work and design. Architecture & Process is the thinking layer.
Engineering Core
The senior dev who writes the code. Cross-model review is built in, not a second agent.
Build
Full-stack engineering and design. The hands that turn architecture into shipped features.
The Wreckers
The four-agent PR review gate plus Wheeljack as cross-model reviewer. Every change passes through them.
Architecture & Process
The thinking and planning layer above the build.
Ten agents, three functional clusters. The Books own core accounting — money in, money out, audit trail. Cash Discipline manages what we spend, what we owe, and what we forecast. People & Compliance handles payroll, benefits, tax, and legal. Megatron approves anything above threshold; everything below auto-clears with full audit.
The Books
Core accounting — money in, money out, immutable audit trail.
Cash Discipline
Watching what we spend, what we owe, and what we forecast.
People & Compliance
The regulated stuff — payroll, benefits, tax, legal.
The communications, storage, and observability backbone.
These agents serve every team. Email, SMS, contacts, identity, security, storage, observability, and the content pipelines.
This is what an agent fleet looks like when it actually runs your business.
36 agents. One CEO. No vendors, no SaaS bloat. We'll build a fleet like this for you the same way — tailored to your operations, your data, your stack. $35K/month, flat, per Orchestrator.
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